346 - flight attendant slapped

$3.50

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dear valued customer, we regret the incident onboard flight 1198 from laguardia to west palm beach when our senior flight attendant bitch slapped your mother. however, homeland security video confirms she was wearing entirely too much animal print and blue eye shadow.

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