MikWright has an off-kilter greeting for any birthday or all-occasion need.

random quips make your card choice stand out and provoke “something.” crack open a box of wine. peruse. proceed.

 
 

hand-lettered birthday

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847 - i don't mean to judge
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846 - live your dysfunction
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845 - what a life
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844 - done counting carbs
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843 - ditch the tiara
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842 - zero tolerance
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841 - that's not someone following you
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840 - time flies
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839 - you don't need a life coach
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838 - stand back
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837 - in a word
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836 - you're not a loser
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835 - raise your skirt
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834 - squeezing a lime
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833 - how can i take you seriously
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832 - i could drink you under the table
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831 - was that you i saw
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830 - i'm sick of "glass half full"
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829 - another birthday
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828 - stop sexting
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827 - you say tomato
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826 - life is a soap opera
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825 - whine, wine, whine
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824 - don't you frown
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823 - what did you pay
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822 - don't worry about forgetting stuff
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821 - gluten free
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820 - pack your rubbers
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819 - fabulous? potty mouthed?
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818 - what do you mean
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817 - it's your birthday
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816 - keep your chins up
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815 - the distance between stressed out
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814 - keep your opinions to yourself
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813 - in your honor
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812 - into S and M? ...
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811 - there is a fine line
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810 - life is a gamble
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809 - if it ain't broke
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808 - 39?
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807 - hello vodka
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806 - it isn't hot sex
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805 - not into filthy
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804 - not into warm and fuzzy
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803 - wound up?
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802 - you're as young as
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801 - don't be silly
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800 - they're not one night stands
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