MikWright has an off-kilter greeting for any birthday or all-occasion need.

random quips make your card choice stand out and provoke “something.” crack open a box of wine. peruse. proceed.

847 - i don't mean to judge

846 - live your dysfunction

845 - what a life

844 - done counting carbs

843 - ditch the tiara

842 - zero tolerance

841 - that's not someone following you

840 - time flies

839 - you don't need a life coach

838 - stand back

837 - in a word

836 - you're not a loser

835 - raise your skirt

834 - squeezing a lime

833 - how can i take you seriously

832 - i could drink you under the table

831 - was that you i saw

830 - i'm sick of "glass half full"

829 - another birthday

828 - stop sexting

827 - you say tomato

826 - life is a soap opera

825 - whine, wine, whine

824 - don't you frown

823 - what did you pay

821 - gluten free

820 - pack your rubbers

819 - fabulous? potty mouthed?

818 - what do you mean

817 - it's your birthday

816 - keep your chins up

815 - the distance between stressed out

814 - keep your opinions to yourself

813 - in your honor

812 - into S and M? ...

811 - there is a fine line

810 - life is a gamble

809 - if it ain't broke

807 - hello vodka

806 - it isn't hot sex

805 - not into filthy

804 - not into warm and fuzzy

803 - wound up?

802 - you're as young as

801 - don't be silly

800 - they're not one night stands